THE SIN OF GUILT...

Dear Joe

I fear my slackness is being taken away from me by an unkind, uncaring society.

For almost 2 years now I have been working and for no personal gain what so ever.

I work because society, my girlfriend in particular, says I have to. I no longer know what to do, I have nowhere else to turn, you are my last hope.

On a lighter note I feel I may have been directly or indirectly the cause of my mothers death. After years of my annoying the shit out of her and basically existing just to piss her off, the old girl finally died of a heart attack. Could it be my fault?

Am I reponsible?

 

Living in fear of conforming

(Censored)

 

PAPA JOE'S CONFIDENTIAL RESPONSE:

 

Dear CENSORED,

Both your problems can be summed up in one word: Women. But fear not, both the women in your life were just doing what came naturally. Mothers are put on this planet to make their sons feel guilty, and girlfriends (the predecessor of wives) were placed here to nag. Once you realize it is just their nature, you can learn to enjoy their annoying habits instead of being bothered by them. TUNE THEM OUT... even the ghostly taunts from the great beyond. Remember, as a man, you ALSO have a natural duty: To piss women off and give them something to complain about. ENJOY your duty, don't fight it. Let nature take it's course.

Sincerely,

Papa Joe