A CONFESSION OF EVIL MUSIC:

Please forgive me, for I have sinned.......... I had forgotten what a great album king crimson's "red" was!!!!

 

PAPA JOE'S CONFIDENTIAL RESPONSE:

Indeed, you HAVE sinned, for it is DISCIPLINE that is the King Crimson record of true salvation. And it must be played via record, not CD, on Futterman TUBE amplifiers (one per channel. It's the only tube amplier made without transformers-- allowing it to deliver a warm mid range AND deep-ass bass!). The turntable should be a Pink Triangle with a moving coil cartridge. Anything else just won't do!

However, your sin can be forgiven, assuming you get right with Bob. Make sure you've paid your $35 love offering and attend the evacuation on X-day. Otherwise, you'll get a headache when you're decapitated and stuck on a spike.

Yours in Bob,

Papa Joe