TO SIN IS ONLY HUMAN,
BUT ALL HUMANS MUST DIE...
What's this? You wish to pierce the sacred veil of secrecy between confessor and confessee? Have you no sense of decently? Obviously not. Very well. In the interest of sharing Papa Joe's words of wisdom to a larger audience and PREVENTING OTHERS from committing the same sin TWICE, we will share selected Confessions from Papa Joe's Electronic Computer Confessional. These are just a few (we can't fit 'em all) of Papa Joe's incredibly sick and perverse confessions of pinkness and normality. WARNING: Some of these sins may make you ILL. Read at you own risk!
Confession #1 (Impractical Jokes)
Confession #3 (Musical Misinformation)
Confession #5 (Guilt About Girls)
Confession #7 (Doubting Dobbs)
Feel free to go to Papa Joe's Electronic Computer Confessional and leave you own confession. Then millions of others can learn from your disgusting behavior when and if YOUR CONFESSION is POSTED for the MASSES.Wanna step inside the stall and spill your guts to Papa Joe?
SORRY CHARLIE, WE'RE CLOSED! YOU BURN!
SIN INSURANCE FOR SALE:
Can't handle the fear of committing a sin and dying, then going straight to hell BEFORE you get the chance to confess to Papa Joe and receive absolution? No Prob! Order your Official Subgenius Pardon for a sin IN ADVANCE. Prices start at just $2 postpaid, and Papa Joe will send you your pardon all filled out for your specific sin. The sin must be specified (to be effective), but you get to fill in the date AFTER you do the dirty deed. Just think: You can carry it around with you and have it ready for the big moment! No sin is too small or too great... Fornication, Job Theft, Stupidity, Evil Thoughts, Pink Patronizing, Murder (currently on sale for just $6), Idolatry, Masturbation, you name it! E-mail the details of you sin for a specific quote and Papa Joe will get back with you.
Write: SORRY CHARLIE, WE'RE CLOSED! YOU BURN EVEN MORE!
